Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Many Scarves of Jessica Alba

For the last two years or so, every time I log on to a celebrity blog, or flip through an US Weekly, I come accross a picture of Jessica Alba and wonder "WHY is this woman always wearing a scarf?!". She seriously must have at least 10,000 of them. I rarely see her repeat, and I rarely see her neck. Self conscious of her fat neck? Hickies from Cash Warren? She obviously doesn't do it according to the weather. WTF Jess?

This is just a VERY SMALL sampling of all the pictures that can be found of Ms. Alba covering up her neck:

Jessica Alba's Many Scarves
Jessica Alba's Many Scarves by beach03me on Polyvore.com

Really, I could post 8,000 more of these. But you get the idea.


  1. hahaha! i never noticed it til now!!!


  2. i TOTALLY noticed this. She's weird. I remember when I worked in PR we would send her Sir Alistair Rai scarves in every color and she would wear them. She's a PR girl's dream. Bet Love Quotes sent her the entire collection lol.